Asked by Anonymous
when you put it like this 30 year age gap is so fucking hot this ask makes me wanna go fap
Are the Vampire Chronicles worth reading in your opinion?
Some of them are, some are not. These are the ones you cold skip with no problems imo:
Those are a pain in the arse, the rest is formidable, except for Blood Canticles, which I haven’t read yet. I’d tell you to start with the Interview with the Vampire, then Vampire Lestat, then Queen of the Damned. From then I don’t think the order really matters. My personal favorite is The Vampire Armand because what the hell is that, it’s like the book is a fanfic itself? It’s a really good series, everyone should give it a try.
I want Yuuya to be kick ass and androgynous and when someone is like ‘yo are you a boy or a girl’ they turn around all deadpan like
"In the end, we’re all just stardust" and zooms out on hovercraft roller skates to go hang with their rad glam punk fans.
OH MY GOD SO I WAS CHASING AFTER REINER TODAY TO GIVE HIM A HUG (REINER IS A CAT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD) AND HE WAS BEING A LITTLE SHIT AND RUNNING AWAY SO I SHOUTED “REINER! REEEINEEERRRR!” AND SOMEBODY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD YELLED BACK “BERTHOLDT!?” AND NOW I MUST FIND THEM.
Why the fuck do I never find people like that in my life.